No One Wants a Complicated F*ckBoy

Oh the many joys of online dating. When people don’t actually put what they want.

Plenty of Fish has all the options for what you are looking for:

  1. Hangout
  2. Long-Term
  3. Dating
  4. Friends

And if that isn’t clear enough, the app provides with even more options:

  1. I’m looking for Casual Dating/No Commitment
  2. I want to date but nothing serious
  3. I want a relationship
  4. I am putting in some serious effort to find someone
  5. I am serious and I want to find someone to marry

In my opinion, it’s clearly spelt out for you if you want a serious relationship, to date someone or just casually hook up.  If a guy has a profile that says looking for: Friends, Hangout, Looking for Casual Dating/No Commitment, then I’m going to assume he will want to just bang and probably never call… unless he liked the lazy sex and wanted more…which gosh that’s saying a lot more about him than me. I don’t mean let’s meet for drinks at a bar, I mean text me your address and a picture of your junk, AND PLEASE! don’t bother telling me your name because I honestly won’t remember and for sure won’t care.

Then there are profiles that say: Dating, I want to date but nothing serious. Those profiles tend to be a toss up. Maybe the guy does want to date but just isn’t ready for a relationship. Maybe he does want to go to the movies or a carnival. Chances are he wants to meet for drinks and then have sex but still, it’s a little more classy.

But the WORST is when a dude tries to pretend he is this great guy and says he genuinely wants to find an amazing girl and be in a relationship. Then has the audacity to ask “DTF.” NOWHERE on your profile did it seem like you were looking for just a hookup. Then the first thing out of your mouth is an obvious lie. Imagine if a girl said she’s just looking for a casual hookup and you think, “Wow! Finally someone who gets it!” BOOM, now she’s blowing up your phone everyday wanting to cook you dinner.  That sounds like a complicated situation. No one wants a complicated hookup. It’s just annoying. Screenshot_20170405-031150

21 Comments Add yours

  1. howeydon says:

    This made me chuckle, totally right though

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Listen… I’m just saying lmfao


  2. DL says:

    Some guys don’t have the balls to admit what they’re really looking for. Message him tomorrow and say “Wanna buy me dinner?” … because that’s all I’m really looking for … loser.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Lmao right? Oh there’s so much more that I can’t wait to write about


  3. Hahaha this is entertaining and very true. Dating in the Millenial generation is hard for everyone of all ages. Times have changed and dating has gotten so much more complicated. Love your reply to his msgs 🤣😂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Yea it’s annoying but funny at the same time.


  4. Sarah says:

    “Not with you. You’re complicated.”

    That line cracked me up. Thanks for sharing your post. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. It’s my most epic line

      Liked by 1 person

  5. Chrisy at Curly Girl & Her Blog says:

    This made me giggle but it is so true. I signed up for site and had looking for long term relationship & of course here comes all the f*ck bois. -__- Thank you for this post.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Haha glad you enjoyes

      Liked by 1 person

  6. Ebreezy6904 says:

    People should just state that they are looking for casual sex and that’s it. Like if people would just be honest with them selves about what they want dating wouldn’t be some damn hard. This piece did make me lol tho.


    1. Exactly, although I am a little guilty getting mad at a guy who was clear about wanting casual sex on tinder. It was wrong of me but shit… WHY!!!! Lmfao
      Plenty of Fish is different. You have the option of saying what you want clear as day!


  7. MeChell says:

    All the time!! I’m always wondering though why people join dating apps just to make new “friends”.. that screams cheater, cheater!! Men are such pigs!!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. omg let’s make friends via sex


  8. beautychaos says:

    Too funny! Online dating is so complicated, especially when people aren’t honest.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. it’s the ABSOLUTE WORST


  9. my god, this dating app drama.. way too familiar for me. i feel you, girl! 😛

    Liked by 1 person

    1. haha it’s the WORST


  10. esgartland says:

    This is so true!! I never did the dating apps because I got married right before they blew up but my friends have. It’s crazy how guys talk to you on there and say very vulgar things. I guess it works sometimes bc they keep doing it haha

    Liked by 1 person

    1. haha I know!!! It’s very hit or miss. I’ve been told the 1% chance. If you ask 100 girls 1 question, AT LEAST one will answer


  11. Jasmine says:

    Funny but so true! It’s like men use any guise necessary just to have sex. Like be honest upfront women appreciate that more even if it is for just being casual

    Liked by 1 person

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